My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)
u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off
little bunny foo foo i think youre fucked for what you did to those field mice and i will see your head on a spike before the sun sets
What the fuck do you know
little bunny foo foo went hopping through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
They’re probably talking about donuts
Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old.
What do you call a dog who does magic?
A Labracadabrador
Okay that’s pretty good
ready to get like 17 tattoos right now
This tag made me tear up real tears it’s so evil.
my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them
they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost
the face of a man scandalized
the four horsemen
peck
my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia
"So your planet, 'Dirt'—"
“‘Earth.’"
“Right, Planet Dirt. It has two massive polar regions?“
“Uh-huh?“
”…named, ‘Bearlandia’ and ‘Nobearlandia’?“
“I think something went wrong with the translation software.”
SET COURSE FOR BEARLANDIA
*slaps the upper part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer bears.”
*slaps the lower part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer NOT bears.”