Dancing Goddesses

These are AWESOME.

(Source: Nina Paley)

I.. the sheela…. I….

*falls over laughing*

Those are all AWESOME.

oh my god, the lions just boppin’ along holy ffff

THIS IS MY 2018.

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s out Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

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if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

Amazingly accurate

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (via bookmania)

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

feeties

nearly witches  ☾

Behold the cutest picture I will ever take of any of my cats