Select October 1998

Story by Caitlin Moran Photos by Neil Cooper 

this interracial gay couple who love musicals and storage space is my favorite thing about new york

What part of the sign says they are a gay couple?

sorry honey you’re right, they’re just very close roommates. just 2 bros sharing storage space.

Chrystul Kizer Facing Life In Prison after Killing Man who made Child Pornography & Raped her Repeatedly. If you were angry about Cyntoia Brown, let’s do the same for Chrystul Kizer.

That shirt is a shirt that is only placed on her so she cannot kill herself with it. They know she isn’t lying.They know how much this hurts her. So they have to make her serve time because of some sick fuck. They don’t want her to kill herself but they will continue to let her suffer and not give her justice. This, is what’s wrong with the government.

If she was white she wouldn’t have to serve time.

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

shirt off

legs spread

meat out

not a care in the world bro

2017 mood

2018 mood

2019 mood

The humanity of the AIDS crisis captured on film

The Ward

ultimate dysphoria stabiliser

this may be controversial but i firmly believe all movies should be weird and cheap and kind of ugly and be about homos

Be the reason why you are haunted, go someplace forbidden, read a dead language from an old book, straight up fuck a ghost and make friends with the old gods that once rulled this earth.

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

Ayyyyyyyeeee

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

So none of the pictures are loading but I already know this and I gotta reblog

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS

I love Tumblr. :)

The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.

Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.

Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.

Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.

Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.

good luck with your plan to sell ads targeting a user base that doesn’t exist any more, @staff.

Then they’re def gonna let Tumblr die on the vine when it doesn’t pan out. It’ll take a few years but mark my words, this is going to work out about as well as when Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace and everybody left. Also, fuck Verizon forever.

Plz lemme know if you reblog this and it disappears. I have Suspicions.

I mean, there are already mutuals of mine reporting that they can’t see this post, only a “post was deleted"notice on my blog, and I’m the OP. So, whatever your suspicions are, I suppose mark them as confirmed.

i’ve seen it disappear about 5 times off my dash.