DREAM☆GALAXY

the best thing about creating is you get to create :) unfortunately the worst thing about creating is that you have to.. create

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

they just invented a new drug it's called being right when someone you don't like is wrong

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

brother Antony convincing his brothers to leave the monastary

You have been blessed by high quality Minmo. Reblog to grow strong and healthy.

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

drake in the studio right now

HE LITERALLY JUST DROPPED THE I DIDNT DIDDLE KIDS TRACK WTF IS THIS CLOWN DOING

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

king cunt

"One day, you'll step onto an even bigger stage. Even more people will hear you sing, and they'll sing with you." "No, they'll sing with both of us, brother." "...Right! Both of us."