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I'm dark and brutal and filled with hatred

@thorinarkenstoned / thorinarkenstoned.tumblr.com

Metal // Pop-Punk // Tolkien // WWE // NHL // NFL Etc.
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i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

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thyrell

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

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fruit makes me so happy ... the colors ....... the scents ...... the taste ........................ they grow from the ground .. trees ... bushes ....... shrubs .... Ready To Eat... im so grateful for them

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roo-bastmoon

Is this written by a bat? I still support the post, just curious.

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meladoodle

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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firelorcl

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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inber

today I was vibing 'Jolene' and I absently sung "your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair, but you don't really care for music, do ya?" and then my programming crashed

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copperbadge

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

The minor fall, the major lift,

I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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