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utility combat purse by benjamingreco
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Obsessed with this year's grand prize winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest
2022 Grand Prize Winner
"I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami."
Laugh From Around The World In Messages.
From fb.
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siobhanblank-deactivated2019011
Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath
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why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”
me when i eat soup lol
the fuck kinda soup you eatin?
thatheckinjade
some really good fuckin’ soup
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Hey someone ask if i got ice
official-spec
do u have. ice
I DO NOT I JUST HAVE FREEZABLE FRUIT SHAPES
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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch
rudebiboy
literally 😑 & 😕
sleepykirby
if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool
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its important in storytelling to let the viewer come to their own understanding of what happened sometimes
moxperidot
oh no
I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.
Source: jigglypuffsvevo
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yall saying The Get Down costs too much and the ratings werent that good acting like netflix doesnt love burning their own money. prime example being
cloud’s up air
vilepluff
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Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots
sh sshut up