and im still alive

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels

Kyle | He/Him | Heterosexual 🖤🤍🖤 | Heteroromantic | Cisgender man | Monoamorous | Football fan | Baseball enjoyers dni

Kyle in my mind is here because his trans gf made him get an account and he's been earnestly trying his best to fit in

True cinema is Lou rolling a nat one on his first roll of freshman year to jump onto a table and then rolling a nat one on his first roll of junior jear to jump out of a car

able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society

this is going to make me THROWUPPPPP

"i hate kids!" "i hate babies!"wow youre so cool should we throw a party would you like that

This was my barbenheimer

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents

Happy pride!

Weird Al is more gender non conforming than Harry styles

call me when harry styles has a relevant character in my little pony

"If you smile too much you'll get laugh lines!!!!!" what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body

It's midnight, I made a Phineas and Ferb quiz, and now I'm going to bed. Goodnight I love y'all

A tragedy in two parts

Everyone taking this quiz, getting Buford, and going "No I don't want that answer," and then retaking the quiz to get the answer you DO want - I hate to break it to you, but that is a very Buford thing to do.