#there is a REASON joe sleeps against the wall#and that’s bc his husband knows joe is slow to wake#also tho…. nicky immediately upon being startled awake: gUN#joe upon being startled awake: nicKY#like… touches nicky right away and ugh#i love them

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

The appeal of orc girls is not them being monsters, it’s the massive, rippling muscles and sexy sexy tusks. Totally different concept from monster girls

When areas of the north were told to go into lockdown, furloughed workers were expected to live on 67% of their wages. Now that the south is to go into lockdown, it’s back to 80%. Incredible

yes, and it’s not fair, but we do need to remember that rent in the south is much more expensive than in the north

southern working-class people aren’t our enemies.

Literally nobody is saying that southern working-class people are our enemies?? Or that they don’t deserve or require an 80% furlough. It’s just that the govt is very south-centric. Manchester had to shout as loud as possible to get 80 and it still all failed, but the very second it’s nation-wide it’s not even up for question that people deserve and need more. It’s just automatic. Sure, Southern rent is higher than Midland rent is higher than Northern rent, but it wasn’t just default. Guess what, southern wages are also higher.

And that’s without going into the reasons as to why wages and rent are higher south, since they don’t change what money is required. Sorry, but no part of OP’s post can be read as blaming Southen working class people instead of what it is doing - pointing out the hypocrisy, this is a reach.

Addressing the north-south divide shouldn’t involve setting the working class of the north and south against one another. The working class of the south are not to blame for this government’s mishandling of covid, or the decades of neglect in the north. Pointing out unfair treatment to the north isn’t an attack on the working class of the south, but criticism of our Westminster-centric political system.

I’m not from the north...I’m a welsh girl living in the Midlands. When I talk about the north-south divide, it’s coming from a place of class solidarity, not regional solidarity.

Precisely

And rent is higher down south but so are wages. I'm GLAD that everyone is getting 80% vs that shit they did here, but this has been yet another Tory attack on the north and that NEEDS pointing out.

The North has no animosity with our Southern working class comrades, but we are frequently subject to this bullshit, so if you’re Southern, don’t make it harder for us to be heard. 

stay safe

a cat will see a tiddy, go “is anyone gonna step on that?” (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple… who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they’re playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don’t know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.

bonus:

Eddie Kaspbrak has the world’s softest, most heartbreaking smile and nobody can take this away from me. A trend in current Reddie fandom I’ve noticed is people getting up in arms if Eddie is made delicate or soft in any way (look wise or personality wise).  Like that would make him any less strong or any less of a man. So reminder that Stephen King describes Eddie’s smile as sweet, vulnerable, shy, fragile and quite beautiful. And the love and trust he has in his friends to show vulnerability is admired and seen as strength by the other losers.

horror writers use the dsm 5 like a dnd monster manual

brain reversed some stuff when I read this. Anyway I’m diagnosing myself with flail snail

hey white leftists

seeing a lot of white people in the notes and i just have to say

can I get a refund for having seen this

the true meaning of horse girl

hey uh mental illness isn’t pretty and sometimes self care is forcing yourself to eat and get out of bed and do things, just because some people on the internet decided self care had an ‘aesthetic’ doesn’t mean that there’s not some stuff that’s genuine self care and is messy, or hard, or doesn’t fit in that cute pastel moodboard stacey 

also for some reason just about everything is being labelled self care and its like no, self care isn’t just doing whatever you want, it’s doing what makes you able to function as a human, and CARING for your body and mental health. thats why its called self care, not “do what you want”.

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

I’d think nico would buy band merch even tho he didnt know it was actually band merch lmao

My reading habits are either:

There is no in between.

the epic highs and lows of being known

the mortifiying ordeal of high school football