obsessed w internet speak but specifically these two recent inventions:

1. statement (directly contradictory statement)

ie: “i’m normal now (lying)” or something like. “doing homework (scrolling tumblr).” it’s like a text version of looking directly at the camera. sarcasm but slightly to the left. amazing

2. wacky thought <- reactionary/self aware comment

it’s like?? the closest thing i can think of is movies where the characters break the fourth wall to pause the show and talk to you about it? like emperors new groove or lion king 1 1/2? self aware ironic kinda talk show-esque. whatever it is it’s brilliant.

love the way we’re bulldozing english keep it up team

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

Thank you.

i love being trans i love being nonbinary i love remaking myself in my own image i love the inherent divinity in being transsexual i love myself i love my body i love existing as an act of defiance i love existing as an act of creation i love androgyny i love donning a mantle of femininity or masculinity as i see fit i love expressing myself through fashion i love gender nonconformity i love constructing an anticolonial understanding of gender i love trans people

Lost DS9 season 8 episode plot : Quark becomes a rainbow capitalist

And we wouldn’t wan’t to disrespect tradition, would we ?

let him play angry birds

Wing Design for Grenda from Drawtectives!!

(Grandma is 4′0″ and their wingspan would be 9′6″)

I knew I wanted a brown/orange color palette for her and I also fell in love with the idea of him having eyespots.

My main inspirations were pheasants, owls, and the giant owl butterfly.

[ Eugene / Jancy / Rosé / York ]

image id: a mastodon post by @/dogfox@mastodon.social that reads “David Graeber got an economist to admit that he was not aware of single case where a company was fined more than the profit it turned breaking the law. He summarized this as the government saying: “Do all the crime you want, but if we catch you, you have to give us a cut.”. end id.

Ah yes, chat GPT coming for our pattern makers

Such a beautiful pup

thanks, she's a crossbreed

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

Suuuuuck

*FOOMP*

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

y'know, i bet this wizard blog shit isn't as hard as it looks

i can commit to a bit, goddamnit!

how do i do it, how do i start a wizard blog?

idk boss just start saying shit

DONE

i have my license,

but i don’t drive because i

simply don’t want to

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It's time to d-d-d-d-dUEL!

Patterns for Yugi and Kaiba were free from Cross Stitch Quest that I stitched on 14ct perforated plastic. I thrifted the clock frame/parts, and used a cricut to make the 'duel's. And sacrificed some old cards to make the background. So yes younger me, it WAS a great idea to keep all of those cards you never play with.

power move

of course it's a fucking killdeer

i’m just gonna pretend daft punk was in pacific rim. i’m gonna pretend that they pilot a jaeger called electroma bravo and they blast house music with the kaidonovskys and when stacker shows raliegh around the shatterdome he’s like, “that’s thomas and guy-man. french. they never take their helmets off.”

#i would even believe their jaeger was just called ‘daft punk’ tbh   #just for the image of like Battleaxe Triumph or whatever get into trouble and they call back up like ‘deploy Daft Punk!’   #and it had a like a reuters news tickertape display on the outside scrolling like ‘bonjour’   #and then the beat drops and the punching starts

modern day butches should be given giant fuck off Berserk swords. i think we’d look good with them and hoodies

any im writing one her name is Paladin and she’s the protagonist’s girlfriend and also a gig work mercenary in a little magical secret world in An American City. Her sword is only noticeable to people who already know its there, thus allowing her to ride the bus with it. she’s short and mad about it

She goes by Pal. She first met the protagonist, Eli, when they were both eighteen. Traveling across America is really dangerous if you’re in the know (because of the Distant Deities) so when Eli started manifesting her witchworking knack a teacher hired Pal to escort him to the young witch. For Eli it was one of the most impactful days of her life, being told that magic and ghosts and more were all actually real, as she had long suspected. For Pal it was a paycheck.