freshman year vs. senior year
I see you and I raise you
under grad
grad school
and phD
❤️
@unlawfulfalafel / unlawfulfalafel.tumblr.com
freshman year vs. senior year
I see you and I raise you
under grad
grad school
and phD
❤️
I want to follow you! :)
he’s doing such a good job
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
i bet i could suck twenty dicks a day and be done in less than two months
Daniel Hayes www.instagram.com/danhayes89
ive got my ticket for the long way round
house cat scares off bear
“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”
i feel the dude at the end