sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

Kristen Stewart for Matt Jones for Who What Wear, March 2024.

THE MOVIE ENDED HERE AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IDC

love really DOES feel like an inside joke that everyone is in on but me

i'm not even aro/ace i am literally just fundamentally unloveable

don't forget to wake up sick to your stomach tomorrow

love really DOES feel like an inside joke that everyone is in on but me

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

another day of my 20s wasted on my phone. good thing i have infinitely more days to be in my 20s and i will never run out of time to make up for it

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

being shy in ur late 20s is so EMBARASSINGGG I wish I could be cured

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health