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OLYMPIAN GODS in HADES II
In the name of Hades! Olympus, I accept this message!
I am honestly so mad I never thought about Zeus having nipples on his chest armor and madder that he would wear it for shits and giggles!
Wonder what would happen if someone tried to kingdom hearts-ify some deltarune designs
There's a not in the least bit surprising amount of this on Deviant Art, haven't even looked at reddit yet.
This is Princess Mononoke erasure!!!
A hot day at Titans Tower.
A 52" GYATT
The giving giant robot ladies DSL agenda continues.
We are so back
Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.
when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
this post keeps breaching containment so IMPORTANT CONTEXT. it is HER living out the wattpad fantasy because she got shotgun married and is currently very happy with her honestly very attractive mafia husband. she was neo riche BUT deeply hated by her mother beforehand. it was kind of an arranged marriage situation to begin with so it’s ALMOST like being sold to the mafia if u squint at it from really far away. she also has blonde hair blue eyes and a penchant for messy buns. i on the other hand did infact confess my love to her at age 14 in a public pool and she did subsequently accuse me of faking being bisexual for instagram likes because of it. also i am a man now. she is unaware of this due to the fact that she hates me because she thinks i shit talk her behind her back. which i do. anyways. point is the house always wins. she won. she has the mafioso boyfriend and has happily escaped her abusive mother and now owns three teslas and several properties in puerto rico. i am not the protagonist of this story.
Cute date idea: We order takeout and watch history documentaries together
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.
None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.
I <3 WK you should draw some more 👀
Was gonna draw more anyway, so here’s this a bit earlier than planned :]
TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
♥
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.
To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.
:o
I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance
