Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

@instarection

one of us is gonna have to change.

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

I have been talking about this tweet for a year

I haven’t known what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern since I was like 12 and honestly… what the fuck

how to draw hand

Place hand on paper and outline with a pen

okay now what

umm excuse me avatar i see a little more than four elements 

yes hello I am the last barium bender

It’s been 30 years since NWA released F**k Tha Police and Sting still hasn’t released a response track

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?