• “  i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife.  ” 
• “  i’m fine, i’ve had worse.  ”
• “  death too must be earned.  ”
• “  how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ?  ”
• “  am i a bad person ?  ”
• “  family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for.  ” 
• “  are you flirting or starting a fight ?  ”
• “  i’ll survive, somehow i always do.  ”
• “  um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection.  ”
• “  tell me; would you kill to save a life ?  ”
• “  i am someone who did not die when they should of.  ”
• “  i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger.  ”
• “  you can’t protect everyone !  ”
• “  i have to try.  ”
• “  turn the pain into power.  ” 
• “  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ”
• “  are monster born or created ?  ”
• “  chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall.  ”
• “  if he puts his hands on you, cut them off.  ”
• “  i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me.  ”
• “  don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that.  ”
• “  the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.  ”
• “  something had made your eyes go cold.  ”
• “  you haven’t even seen my bad side yet.  ”
• “  everybody knows that i’m a mess.  ”
• “  i’m sorry i let you down.  ”
• “  well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid.  ”
• “  you are not your father.  ”
• “  even on your bad days, be kind.  ”
• “  you don’t want me and i need to accept that.  ”
• “  stay gentle. everyone is at war.  ”
• “  the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths.  ”
• “  i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ?  ”
• “  always be a little kinder than necessary.  ”
• “  kind words cost nothing.  ”
• “  i am being perfectly fucking civil.  ”
• “  we’ll never be those kids again.  ”
• “  i’m the original family disappointment.  ”
• “  if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will.  ”
• “  if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.  ”
• “  you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here.  ”
• “  guess you’ll just have to fight me.  ”
• “  i never asked to be like this.  ”
• “  wow.  you’re a dick.  ”

• “It’s been raining for days.”
• “Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”
• “Shall I put on a pot of tea?”
• “Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”
• “Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”
• “You’re sopping wet.”
• “What on earth were you doing out there?”
• “Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”
• “I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”
• “The sound of rain is so nice.”
• “You’re going out? In this?”
• “You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”
• “I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”
• “The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”
• “I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”
• “Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”
• “Does it ever stop raining here?”
• “Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”
• “Want to go for a walk in the rain?”
• “Can I have a blanket?”
• “Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”
• “Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”
• “It’s getting pretty intense out there.”
• “A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”
• “Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”
• “Here, this should warm you up.”
• “Come in here before you catch a cold.”
• “Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”
• “I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”
• “Aren’t there any books to read?”
• “Rains smells so different in the city.”
• “The rain smells better in the countryside.”
• “Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”
• “Careful, the tea is still hot.”
• -draws on the fogged up windows-
• -Flips loudly through book-
• -sighs- “It’s so cozy in here.”

how many of us old fucking farts are on here? remember when we used fucking giant ass gifs for icons and there was no small texted/formatted threads?

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜