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a wise sort of madwoman

@ninjaboots / ninjaboots.tumblr.com

Dreamer, schemer, and unrepentant reblogger of things that make me happy. Expect hockey, hobbits, heroes, pretty pictures, random quotes, and occasional rampant shenanigans. Also, be warned: this blog contains RPF. If that is not your cuppa, please turn around now.
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duckbunny

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

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rubensmuse

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

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callmebliss

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

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tlirsgender

On that note I really love how the book was like this is Aziraphale he's faggy as all fuck but he's technically nonbinary. I think he's still gay like "gay man who isn't a man" is a whole type of guy. "Sexless unless really making an effort" amen to that brother. Aziraphale is only a man in the context of being gay and I know like several queens that applies to

Not only a whole type of guy but like a classic flavor. Original style. We've had these since the dawn of time. Well I guess Aziraphale did it first actually. World's first pansy at the beginning of time. He saw men be invented and was like "I like these"

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i swear it is physically impossible for me to read a mary oliver quote without immediately having to hold back tears. "you do not have to be good" and "someone i loved once gave me a box of darkness. it took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift" and "i don't want to end up having simply visited this world" and "to love what is mortal against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go" and "it is a serious thing / just to be alive / on this fresh morning / in this broken world" and oh fuck it's happening again

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

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griffonatrix

social media is supposed to be PvP

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