sam smith is the first gay person

i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer

this just made my whole week

I’m going to cry

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

#im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

WELL I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

For all there is to hate about Trump, I’m much more scared of a President Cruz than a President Trump.

Why?  Just curious.

Bottom line is that Trump wants attention. Cruz wants power. Trump is an entertainer. Cruz is a master politician who believes petulance is a political ideology. Of every Republican in the field, Cruz is most steadfast in his ultra-conservative beliefs and will never bend or meet for compromise. 

Trump craves attention and will always put himself above policies. Cruz is incredibly methodical and is always playing the long game to accomplish his policy goals. Yes, Trump is far more likely to accidentally set off an international incident, but Cruz in power will strangle this country and bring it to its knees before he allows it to become something he doesn’t agree with.

The reason Trump will never scare me as much as Cruz is that Ted Cruz is brilliant, he is a true political organizer and mastermind. He’s skillfuly united faith circles all over the US and will ride a wave all the way into South Carolina. 

And just to prove my point. Look at the Tea Party. It’s a tiny segment of American politics, but the power it carries is because of Ted Fucking Cruz. When met with something he didn’t like, he SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT as a freshman Senator! A FRESHMAN! Imagine him with real executive power.

beyonce and bruno mars and their uber driver did amazing

SHUT UP

LMFAO

@trans-elisa-maza

I’m leaving

when you’re shaving your pubes 

Why you're still a Feminist if you vote for Bernie and not Hillary:

As a Feminist, I felt like I needed to make this post!

Here’s why you’re still a feminist if you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential election: 

You aren’t saying, “Hillary can’t have this job BECAUSE she’s a woman.” 

You are saying, “Hillary can’t have this job BECAUSE she isn’t fit to fill this position.” 

It has NOTHING to do with her being a female/woman. She exercising her right as a woman in the USA to run for President. She is not being stripped of her rights as a woman/person if she does not get your vote.  

Hillary has caught the eye of many feminist voters all over the USA and they need to look beyond the statement of her being the first female president.    The USA is much bigger than that. There will be more women who will run for president. I might run for president. 

Hillary is also not very interested in women’s rights. Hillary represents the top one percent. She is backed by large corporations.

Hillary is not in the interest of the people, 

Let alone the women of America.

You are still a feminist because you are not judging Hillary’s capability of being President by her gender/sex. 

Vote wisely. Feel the Bern! 

I can’t handle this

Lmfao

Bless you, MusicalHoe.

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol