It's Carrie.

@blackberryshawty

Good fucking content.

Can anyone write a description? Tnx

audio description: 

[the man has a heavy russian accent]

[reading from phone]: how come they’re the strongest in the world but they dont have abs?” Abs is not the sign of power. its...just the sign that not eat enough! [big goofy chuckle]

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

“age slider”

don’t you mean an Elder Scroll

Captain Marvel : *Exists*

Me :

Brie Larson in Unicorn Store

Let’s hear for a woman who had to spend many years hiding that she lended her voice to a doll that has spend the last 60 years inspiring young girls.

her name is chris anthony lansdowne! dont worry, op didnt omit her name, tumblr formatting just makes it so that its cut from the photoset!

The Strongest Avenger: Goose

I’ve been fighting with one hand behind my back. 

What happens when I’m finally set free?

I can finally post the full piece I did for @shapeofwaterzine , which I’ve decided to call “The Shape of Old Bay.” I’m sure Elisa doesn’t miss all that much about being a human, but beneath the waves, surrounded by a bounty of seafood but nothing to season it with, the heart of any true Baltimorean would long for only one thing: Old Bay. And you know who would absolutely have her back? Zelda, that’s who.

For a second I thought she was harvesting Old Bay from the ocean floor and delivering it to Zelda.

THEY SAY MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

BUT MAYBE LOVE CAN BUY ME LOADS AND LOADS OF MONEY THAT’S WHAT THEY TOLD ME LAST NIGHT ON THE TV

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

Daisy is always the best