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Pastel-Lizards

@pastel-lizards / pastel-lizards.tumblr.com

Haley | 23 | She/They | Animator | Illustrator | Cartoons | Vid Games | whaddup my guys this is my personal
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Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

Just want to remind you that there’s a fucking pandemic and I mean this post 100x harder this time. If you show up you die.

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unseelie

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

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why must reductress hurt me in this way

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thiefree

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

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Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me

Jaboukie carries that entire website on his back

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