we’re fucked.

my friend and coworker alp put it better than i ever could after this photo went viral on twitter:

Art by: @gabriel-picolo

@thekarpster!!!

PERFECTION! @alyjack80 totally gets me. :D

Lance telling Keith pick-up lines

Lance: is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for ;) Keith: um, no??? it’s Keith..

Lance: if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple ;) ;) Keith: what kind of fruit is that? I’ve never tried that before.. Is it one of Coran’s weird alien foods?

Lance: are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you ;) ;) ;) Keith: really, where? I don’t see an F an I an N or an E anywhere???? Lance: no, Keith, it’s not actually on your bod- Keith: is it on my face! Lance! Did you draw on my face??!?!???!?

How Voltron Squad Studies

Allura: good in study groups, will kick your ass if you don’t contribute to the group project, somehow pulls off the finals sweatpants and messy bun look

Hunk: flashcard hell, descends into The Zone™ and loses track of days, will smoke all of his classmates in jeopardy games when he’s done

Keith: doesn’t study, still does well, is the worst

Coran: the professor, grades tests at the last minute, uses a red pen and has a stamp with his face on it for A papers

Shiro: really nice and organized color-coded notes that he’ll share with you, has an entire ‘attractive man falling asleep in library’ blog dedicated to him

Lance: all of his google drive docs are things like ‘aaaaaah3.0’, ‘this is a sin(e)’ and ‘@ charles dickens: fite me m8’

Pidge: 2 monster drinks, three coffees and an espresso later Pidge can hear colors and has finished a twenty page paper on Abraham Lincoln while having invented a new type of show size

Hunk: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Pidge: Just today, you were crying about snakes.

Hunk: They don’t have any arms!

Every time I see that post this is all I can think about

This is just an excuse to draw shiro with dogs tbh

For inspiration reasons, here’s a list of actresses over 40 who can probably still kick our asses:

Kelly Hu (Age: 48)

Linda Hamilton (Age: 60)

Charlize Theron (Age: 41)

Gina Torres ( Age: 47)

Ming-Na Wen (Age: 52)

Kate Beckinsale (Age: 43)

Gwyneth Paltrow (Age: 44)

Milla Jovovich (Age: 41)

Jada Pinkett Smith (Age: 45)

Michelle Yeoh (Age: 54)

Lucy Lawless (Age: 48)

Regina King (Age: 45)

Lucy Liu (Age: 47)

Helen Mirren (Age: 71)

My new favorite post.

Really bothers me that women in their 40s and 50s are considered ‘old’ especially for action roles, when men in that age group (and much older) are considered in their ‘prime’ for it. 

“I’ll decide when I get old. Not you.”

YES

Motherfucking queens.

OH LOOK! ALL OF THE WOMEN I LOVED AS A CHILD AND STILL LOVE AND WOULD MAKE OUT WITH WHILE ALSO ADMIRING THEM GREATLY FOR THEIR TALENTS.

#me