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NYGMA > NIGMA

person: why'd you change your last name to 'nygma' ?
edward: because i didn't want anything to do with my parents anymore. plus it's word play. get it? ed nygma!
person: but why not spell it with an 'i'?
edward: i had to make it look cool.
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Anonymous asked:

if rp stresses you out so much why would you do it

definitely didn’t say it was roleplaying that was too stressful. read.

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not dead

hey so. not even gonna bother with any formatting tbh.

i was feelin pretty ehh for a while there. lots of stress. i kinda left tumblr for a good few months. i’m sorry i didn’t say anything.

i was gonna! but then i kept putting it off. & then my 5 year old laptop finally shit itself-- which is why some of you didn’t even hear from me on skype.

i’m borrowing a friend’s right now.. & i feel a lot better. so, hopefully--- i’ll start writing again!

i missed this. i missed you guys. 

i really did. 

i just had to deal with life there for a sec.

not a valid excuse, but a reason nonetheless.

i hope you understand.

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      @moralsofajackal                 {cont. X}

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             ?  █ ▌ ↦ ❛ ------While that would be lovely symbolism,                          are roses her favorite ? I know from brief personal                          experience that women tend to like it when you                          listen to them and remember what they like. ❜

        A hand is extended, but the taller man doesn’t lean over.         Steady leverage is all he’s willing to offer at the moment.

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everyone on the dash: freakin out about gotham
me: *doesn't have cable & has to wait for it to be uploaded onto a streaming site*
me: :(
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SANDICGO:

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     ❝ && all passcodes have a weakspot. ❞                             ❝ you did try very hard, though. ❞   ❝ but i’m just too clever for your defenses !!❞ 
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              ?  █ ▌ ↦ Too clever, you say.                             Did you actually solve my riddles

                                                   or did you CHEAT ? ❜

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WEIDELEIN:

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          “ Oh no, I hate it too.                The people that usually ask it                just think they’re being clever.                               OH–
     I heard a really good riddle yesterday. Wanna hear it?
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            ?  █ ▌ ↦ Clever is a very loose term nowadays.                      And, Wei, you know I’m always a slut for good riddles.

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BABYDXHL:

“Well, that’s what friends are for.”
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“Going to hazard a guess - I’ve got a few more than you do. And guillotines only have one switch, y’know.”
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          ?  █ ▌ Now, now.. No need for empty threats.                                   Lovely to see you. Oh ! Would you like a                                  pudding cup ? Or perhaps popcorn--- while                                  I tell you aaaallll about my newest machine. ❜

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                @achromatic-colress

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    It wasn’t often that Edward Nygma was unsure of himself. But given the circumstances, ( specifically the fact that he was unaware of how he came to be in unfamiliar territory & had no memory of running any new experiments that could possibly land him here, OR of any encounters with the magic users back home who could have PUT him here. ) he was incredibly unsure. Even a little frightened. Not that he’d let it show in anything other than confusion.

He checked himself several times for inconsistencies, but none existed. He was still wearing his green suit. Still had his wallet, his keys, his gun. No new scars or bruises. N o t h i n g . The only difference was his surroundings. & oh, how different they were.

People with colored hair weren’t uncommon in Gotham, but here it seemed EVERYONE had a flair for uniquity. Not to mention the animals. If they even are animals. That’d be the logical assumption, of course, but he’d never in his life seen what appeared to be some sort of mouse, not only incredibly large, but yellow, & able to produce electricity. & that was just one of them.

Most of the people walking around had their faces buried in gadgets. Again, not uncommon in Gotham, but these didn’t look like any cell phone or tablet he’d come across. 

No one payed him any mind. Perhaps they didn’t know who he was... Now, THAT’S new.

Salvation was a sign for a cafe. A little caffeine might help him clear his head. & even if it didn’t, it wouldn’t hurt. 

The Riddler went in to the relatively empty establishment, ordered the equivalent ( he assumed ) of a caramel macchiato, sat, & thought. 

Only the chime of the bells on the door roused the man from his focus. A man. Intense. Seemingly intelligent. A conversation was surely a good idea.

            ?  █ ▌ ↦ Pardon, sir. Edward Nygma. ❜

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tagged by @harleqvinade

Name: Edward Nashton Nygma Age: 35 (mainverse)  Gender: Male Nationality: American. Birthplace: Gotham City Birthday: Oct. 22. Sun Sign: Libra/Scorpio cusp Residence: Gotham City Marital Status: Single. Alignment: Neutral Evil

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Drink: Black Coffee. Red wine. Caramel Macchiatos. Oolong tea. (lowkey really likes bourbon) Food: Steaks, asian noodles, shellfish, pasta (red sauce, creams are too heavy)  Day or Night: What is a regular sleep schedule? hah. Snacks or cookies?: snacks. (pretzel sticks tbh) Quote: probably something that came out of his own mouth lbr

Historical Character: ??? Pet: none. Book: aesop’s fables Colour: green. purple. Flower: chicory Sexuality: DEMI AF

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Body type: incredibly average Eye colour: green Hair colour: auburn Body reference: um Beauty Scale: he aiight

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