Poll finds people who eat tide pods and want to be TikTok influencers back Hamas, everyone else supports Israel

The scumbags are really out in force at UCLA to support the Hamas terrorists in the Gaza Strip, but I wanted to get this posted in order to tweet it at people online. The most recent poll on the Israeli conflict in the Gaza Strip shows that a vast majority of Americans back Israel and very few support the Hamas terrorists: The Harvard CAPS-Harris survey shared with The Hill showed 80 percent of…

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Fosters Freeze workers lose their jobs because of Democrats, blame owners instead

Here’s an entire ice cream shop that had to completely shut down because Democrats don’t know how to do math. Workers showed up at a Foster’s Freeze in central California and found out they were receiving their last paycheck that day. Sadly, they thought it was an April’s Fools joke, but it wasn’t: “We had gotten a text in the group chat that we were shutting down, and I completely thought it was…

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California's ingenious fix for housing shortage fix: make fast food workers lose their jobs and homes!

It’s pretty obvious by now that Gavin Newsom is trying to position himself to run for president in 2028, but I’m not sure he’s going to get there after California forces fast food workers to lose their jobs and then their homes. ON the plus side, that WILL help California’s housing shortage, I guess: …a growing number of small restaurants and fast-food franchises in California are laying off…

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El SooperPodcasto #486!! Buses Decks Surfers Bathrooms and Comedians!!

IT’S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It’s been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month’s podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple decks, if you’re into that sort of thing!! Football…

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Racist school district fires trans-black civil rights leader Rachel Dolezal over OnlyFans during Black History Month?!

This is likely to be the most outrageously racist thing to happen the entire month of Black History. Respected trans-black civil rights leader Rachel Dolezal has been FIRED from her job at the Catalina Foothills Unified School District in Tucson!! How could they be so racist against this proud black woman??! They CLAIM it’s because she spread her butt cheeks in a photo in front of a black Santa…

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New Trumper SCAM!! Deepfake videos of Tucker Carlson offer FREE crypto WEALTH!!

I was on the YouTubes today and I got a very bizarre advertisement featuring what looked like a pretty obvious deepfake video of Tucker Carlson promising to give you free cryptocurrency. Here’s a screenshot: I know, you can’t see much on it. They are advertising a website called “Tuckers Event” and supposedly you sign up to get your free money!! This guy was able to post a recording of the…

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Only 35% of students in this district meet basic math standards, and parents and students are protesting - about cell phone ban

I have really tried to be more positive and upbeat lately instead of doomscrolling on social media but few things have gotten me as angry as this story about parents and students bitching about a cell phone ban. This is from a school in HISD, the largest school district in Texas. Administrators responded to a rash of violent incidents by banning cell phones. In response, about two dozen students…

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The BEST Halloween costumes from social media 2023

It’s Halloween time again and this year I saw so many great costumes on social media I thought I would document some of them for posterity. Of course there’s gonna be a zombie army of Barbies. You really need to distinguish yourself and not just go with the basic Barbie costume. Give me clever, give me witty, give some contemporary meme magic!! Anyway, here we go! We’ll start with the lower end…

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Race scammer Shaun King humiliated by hostages released by Hamas after trying to claim credit

This is too perfect. Everyone on social media is mocking Shaun King, yet again, for his latest race hustling scam that has blown up in his face. Everyone welcomed the news that the Hamas terrorists had released two hostages from the U.S., but King saw an opportunity to try to further his scam operation. So he claimed that the hostages were his supporters and that he had helped gain their…

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Sidney Powell pleads guilty 6 counts of election interference, the Kraken is a Kra-Can't!

I tried to warn ya’ll that Sidney Powell was a dumbass and that her accusations of election fraud in the 2020 presidential election were idiotic but some of you people are simply addicted to conspiracy theories. Now it looks like Powell’s Kraken is a Kra-Can’t!! Today she pleaded guilty to 6 counts of misdemeanor election interference, or more precisely, conspiracy to commit intentional…

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Islamist terrorists are mounting a massive attack on Israel

The terrorist Muslim world is attacking Israel yet again because they haven’t learned the lessons of history. Here’s some videos from social media: Israel is under attack. Massive barrage of rocket attacks all over. Terrorists snuck in via vehicle too and are shooting at Israeli citizens. Expect media to ramp up as Israel responds to this because they seem to like showing that but not the…

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SooperPodcast #485! Grand AdmiraMatt: Heir to the Empire

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she’s durn helping her friends move instead!! Go…

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SOoperPodcast #484!! You know I can kick you in the head? HurriquakeCast!!

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there’s an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference between the Mayan calendar and the Aztec calendar!!…

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We need to protect these heroes who beat the devil out of a 7-Eleven thief

By now you’ve seen this incredible video of fed up 7-Eleven employees beating the holy hell out of a guy trying to steal their cigarettes. If you haven’t, you really need to see it: Meanwhile in Stockton…💀 pic.twitter.com/dN7BjEglqa — Stanley Roberts (@StanleyRoberts) August 3, 2023 Here’s the second part. And the third part.  Dude literally says “Right, can I get a soda?” at the end, like he’s…

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Here's 20 young athletes who have suffered cardiac arrest - WHAT is GOING ON!?!

Alright here we go. Here’s a lot of very young athletes who have suffered a cardiac arrest. This is the kind of stuff that people are screaming about on social media as a sign that the vaccine is killing people. So here we go: March 2020: Unidentified student at the Cathedral City High School suffered a cardiac arrest. The student was saved through the efforts of two bystanders. Cathedral City…

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By left-wing standards, 'Bidenomics' is incredibly racist against black people

OK here we go. You all might have missed this little tidbit about how “Bidenomics” is going, so I thought I would document here. While unemployment has been at historically low levels, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, blacks are overly represented in new unemployment claims since April. From the Hill: Black workers made up about 267,000 of the 300,000 new unemployment cases this…

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