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rowhan
“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”
*whack sound*
*Mel Blanc scream*
there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
this is not intended to be a funny quirky joke meme phrase it's a description of american or otherwise western gays with deeply imperialist and racist tendencies, you do not want to say you're this person
Genuinely can you shut the fuck up. do you hear yourself rn
@clarissa39 are you sure you kicked the racism and imperialism? Cause it sure doesn't fucking seem like it
Yeah you're right, it's an ongoing process to correct my attitudes and it's going to take a lot of time and effort but is very much the right thing to do. What I mean here is what I have done and been complicit in in the past doesn't go away because I'm getting better and trying to correct my past errors.
Also because I was involved in the YPG in Syria as an irregular, so an illegal combatant...you know, a war criminal
Like very literally this is why I joke about it.
you could've led with that last part and saved everyone a lot of trouble but it is admittedly very funny that you didn't
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every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution
that's called "the second unfaltering technique of perfectly evasive will" and belongs to the Dodging Metals school. my thing is from the Meeting Metals school, so it's a little different, but both work just fine
Homestuck Volume 4 - Sburban Jungle
Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
I threw my short, blonde hair into a messy bun before putting on my cowboy boots. I stared at my big blue orbs in the mirror and sighed. I'm nothing like the other step-dads in town. I'm different. I like to mow the grass.
"Stupid man!" I heard my stepdaughter yell, and I quickly hurried down the stairs to see my wife and stepdaughter standing there, arms crossed.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"We need money for concert tickets, so we're selling you." My wife roared.
I felt tears flow down my rosy red cheeks as I held my Horse Monthly magazine to my chest.
"Howdy honey!" Someone's voice drawled from behind me. I turned around
"Dolly Parton!?" I gasped.
People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too
You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2
I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post
Does anyone want me
Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this
Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))
hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us
The scary holes have started oil fracking
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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This kitty looks so mad
CLAWMYDIA?????
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
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you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over
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I drew them all
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