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me throwing the boob card (via theoctopusnods)

I just want to wear really sexy lingerie for you so you can rip it off of me

i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel all powerful and shit

*moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

Want to talk about goals? This is goals

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady