Scored a new cat couch at the Thrift Store.

Holy shit other trans girls are real

bug if true

BIG

Bug <3

i like the simpsons

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

coffee bar

With a clamor of bells that set the swallows soaring, the Festival of Summer came to the city Omelas, where the people were intelligent and passionate and their lives were not wretched, except for one child in a room three paces long and two wide, who must read all of the essays written about The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by people who don’t understand that it’s supposed to be a fucking allegory, and the happiness of Omelas’ people, the beauty of their city, depends wholly on this child’s abominable misery.

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

hmmm

i think i will become a creature.

*scuttles*

Listen

Duck

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one