guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

@hot-chub ⚠️

@evil-bong ME EVERYDAY

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

too picky to be a ho

@hot-chub me being a heaux in spirit

@evil-bong bittttch

Best part of going to see Love, Simon tonight was that right before the movie started someone in the back of the theatre yelled, “SO, ARE WE ALL GAY IN HERE OR WHAT?” And everyone yelled in affirmation lmao

@hot-chub

honestly

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

Seriously, melt them all down.

there’s literally no doubt in my mind that the entirety of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was based on this picture and that is….fine tbh

Vintage Halloween Invitation via Trent Britton on Pinterest.

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, August 1, 1940

How ? 😩

Shook

central saint martins f/w18

So, I have a fascination with tabloids. SPECIFICALLY tabloids that sound like garbage fandom alternate universes

Tag yourself im shaved ape baby

I’m bigfoots love slave

American journalism truly died the day Weekly World News ended