i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

The entire movie Shrek focused on how looks don’t matter and what’s inside counts, yet throughout the film they continuously make fun of Lord Farquaad for being short.

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

when ur reading a “the signs as” post and you see something about vampires under virgo

when capricorn even remotely mentions clowns

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

goodbye

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

im literally shaking this is so scarey

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

I want my face to be his fucking foot pedal

I’d love a chance to even see his bare feet… then find out if they’re ticklish, of course.

thank you toeluva and foottickl3rguy glad you liked my piano video

ADHD things that NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT

-Getting frustrated at not being able to do something you want in the way you want it

-feeling so so tired and drained all the time

-getting overstimulated and not knowing what to do with yourself

-having so much noise in your head that you cant turn down or force away

-people complaining how loud or soft you talk and you cant explain that you have a hard time controlling it

-having a really hard time making friends and keeping them

-you can never find something that interests you for more than a week

-executive dysfunction is something that almost never goes away

-having days so bad you cannot get anything done or done well

-feeling so angry for seemingly no reason

-you cant get to sleep easily and staying asleep is even harder

-being the last person to finish a project almost all the time

-when you do find a special interest, youre made fun of for it so you lose interest

-Always forgetting things and coming across and uncaring

-just…the way people see you in general

-you’re really smart! Too bad you cant find a good way to exhibit your talents in a way that actually makes sense to you

-you have to be doing something else to pay attention (ex: drawing, fidgeting, etc etc)

-when theres too many people talking its so overwhelming

Theres more but…. Feel free to add it yourself if you can think of more

Horses would be way more scary if they ate meat.

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

Have you seen this cuteness?

It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.

Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.