@God please increase my bank account.

North & Penelope leaving their dance class 28.5.15

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

another reason to love Matt McGorry

laverne raised him so well

I feel like taylor swift is the friend at the sleepover that falls asleep 2 hours before everyone else but then you find her up the next morning at 6 am and she’s unloaded your dishwasher fed your dog and is making waffles.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate than this

What I hope happens in OITNB season 4:

• Red and Healey discover true Russian love with each other

• Pennsatucky and Boo stick it to Officer Coates. Literally.

• Bennet returns and has been preparing an ideal life for his new baby; not abandoning them like we think.

• Piper realizes she’s an obnoxious idiot

• Alex realizes that Piper is useless and finds someone sexy and intelligent instead

• Nicky returns from Max and seeks sarcastic revenge on Luschek

• Stella’s backstory is revealed

• SoSo and Poussey become girlfriends and give each other the love they both have been looking for.

•Suzanne and Maureen fall in crazy love. Forever.

• Norma Christ retrieves her voice and stands up for herself

• Lorna and her new husband plan their dream life together with all of their kids

• Daya gets early release and can begin raising her family

• Inmates are given an ironic chicken farm

• Pornstache gets released and attempts to get his job back at Litchfield • Caputo can begin being warden of the prison. While also rocking out in his spare time

Leo & Angie had a love child. This explains everything. Thank you baby Jesus…

But forreal

Omfg haha