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Cosmic Cocoa Dust ~ Welcome, friends!

@cosmiccuddler / cosmiccuddler.tumblr.com

Click the #about me tag if you'd like to know more about me! I'm into LOTS of fandoms and things, just a warning.
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pmpkn

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

Time to enter the GAMER ZONE

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

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fakegeekguy

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

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Recently a bunch of gallery clothes that went together were reclassified as suits, but there’s still no recognition for Devout Flower! The pieces tell a cohesive story about a girl who prayed in a Pigeon church while her mother was sick, but alas, you have to assemble each piece yourself. What gives?

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@ devs give us Devout Flower or I'll DEVOTE you

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I have an idea tm for a love nikki fic but its kinda bizarre

Before I forget what it is:

Basically it's one of those weird ads for the game that totally misrepresents it. In this ad you have to kill Nikki's husband (played by Reid) and change into the Robe you answer the door for the police in when you've just murdered your husband (you know the one)

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horses made me transgender

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

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wild-zamboni

Assigned female at barn

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niedopalek

i would love to see modern british people try and build stonehenge today. they couldn’t. whatever it took for them to build something like stonehenge has been completely lost over time 

Not lost over time. Lost to Christian forces eradicating traditional saxon culture.

well if you’re gonna be serious on my funny post i have to inform you that stonehenge was built 3600 years before the Saxons first set foot in england

This vibe is like some tried to correct a clown mid show and they pulled off their wig, mask, and funny clothes to reveal an anthropology professor

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dopaminerjic

i was genuinely out here thinking that squid game was a game you download onto your phone or something and that it had squids in it. i thought people just really liked playing it, like it was the new amogus or something. whenever someone would talk about "watching squid game" i thought they just meant watching people play it on youtube. help

love this for us <3333

this is it this is literally what i thought it was

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