Give me the taters

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I just wanted a jacket potato can you not. British person who happens to like potatoes too much

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These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

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you know what? sometimes you are wrong. sometimes you are the toxic one. sometimes you are the bad guy in a story. but that does not make you a bad person. we all at many points in our life, no matter how healthy and good we are, have moments where we are wrong. don’t beat yourself up for this. reflect on the situation, identify what you did wrong and how you can avoiding making the same mistake, and move on. you’re human. you make mistakes. all you can do is learn and move on.

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Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

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thebootydiaries

3dbabyfromallymcbeal

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

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Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

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sNaked

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THE TRIO’S NEW LOOKS in The Witcher: Season Two

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you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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Bites you to show affection

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me: i'm not manic

me: *downs caffein more than a lot, masturbates instead of sleeping, forgets to eat*

me: *drinks alcohol before therapy, laughs at fucking everything also when there's actually nothing that funny*

me: *listens to the same song on repeat because gonna snap if any other song plays, drinks some more alcohol, considers taking drugs*

me: *is restless, moving at all times, making noises and talking talking talking*

me: I'M NOT MANIC

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America has no concept of a world war, they think they getting into an illegal war = world war because they think of themselves as the world. Jokes. Who's supporting Trump's actions right now? Do you see any countries lining up to have his back? You see, most other nations have felt the effects of war in recent history but Americans go to war, it doesn't come to them. They don't understand what it's like to rebuild a nation after war. It's so easy for them. Go into a country, destroy it, come out the heroes - but only in their history book. This is bad.

Edit: before Americans come at me with the civil war, I'm talking modern warfare. At least the last 100 years.

Can't have a world war if you're the only ones fighting

Know the only fuckers standing by Trump? Yeah, you guessed it, baby...

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my sister just sent me this screenshot and honestly this is a prime mood

what a dream

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They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

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Happy New Year!

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Ok.

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Seriously. Why do you think so? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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