“Look. The Black City, almost close enough to touch.”

archibald’s next big thing starters 

• “am i starring in my own nightmare?” 
• “i’m at the stadium, and i may or may not have been an accessory to a crime.”
• “i am not scared. my face is just really cold.”
• “how about a supportive hug?”
• “it was a sunny saturday morning, also known as cereal’s time to shine.”
• “i don’t know if i can retrieve it, but maybe i can get it.”
• “hello, mr, bowl. you want some stew?” 
• “looks scary. ready when you are.” 
• “my butt touched a monster!” 
• “that’s kind of expensive. can i pay with hugs?”
• “well, if we’ve got a second, i could use a little dance.” 
• “this atrocity is where we all hang out.” 
• “would you do it for a cookie?”
• “ugh. it smells like someone made an uh-oh in here.” 
• “this song’s my jam! wahoo! yeah!”
• “peace out, dudes.” 
• “i forgot everything you asked for, so i got ten pounds of marshmallows just to be safe.”
• “i’m a weakling!” 
• “JIMINY GIBLETS! WHAT IS THAT?” 
• “our lives would be so much better and i wouldn’t have to bother you all the time, right?” 
• “it combines two of my favorite things: beaches and potatoes.” 
• “but have you seen a door that looks like a door, acts like a door, and is a door?”
• “follow these rules and soon you will fit in with other rich snobs.”
• “phew! i thought there was an angry mob at my door.” 
• “and also i’m afraid of anyone who wears socks with sandals.” 
• “the sweet smell of success. no, that’s just salad dressing.”
• “oh, never mind. it’s a talking bush.” 
• “i don’t have money, but i got plenty of hugs.” 
• “when in doubt, toss it out.”  
• “is this the toast 9000 with bagel warmer settings?” 
• “it might be the altitude sickness talking, but this looks like a postcard.”
• “i get sleepy when i eat, too, but maybe now’s not the time to nap. there’s a monster out there.”
• “you can break dance?”
• “you must sit with your eyes, not your bottom!” 
• “solid name. sounds like a warrior.”  
• “chores are a thing of the past, thanks to my homemade roombot.”