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this is what a real gamer looks like

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

Feels like spring

To fetch the stick, you must first become the stick.

(via kailaniskye)

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

Teriyaki Grilled Chicken and Veggie Rice Bowls

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

The local gang

“The Senate Committee on Homeland Security is taking calls about 

Stephen Bannon’s appointment to the NSC. 

You can call 202-224-4751

Here’s a script: “Hi my name is _____ I’m from [city state zipcode]. I’m calling to strongly oppose Bannon’s appointment to the National Security Council. Thank you.”

Done and done.

Left a voicemail.

Means the mailbox isn’t full yet - let’s go!

Ahhh the mailbox is full BUT you should call tomorrow morning when it won’t be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOICEMAIL BOX IS OPEN AGAIN :)))))) TIME TO LEAVE 50 MESSAGES DENOUNCING THIS FUCKER

It’s open, I just left a message! CALL CALL CALL!

The Great Gatsby (2013)