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@feistystrawberry

i pop in from time to time when i remember this acc exists
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urfriendlywriter
gestures that makes me feel love:

(feel free to use the<33 2, 5,6, and 17 are lengg, do tag me when yall writee :) )

  1. when they feed you the first bite
  2. when they hug you from the back and wants to stay like that for a bit, it's just so comforting and healing!!!
  3. staying away past their bed time, waiting for you to finish your work
  4. slow dancing in the living room. with pjs.
  5. knuckle kisses. SHOULDER KISSES. OKAY?? UGH♡
  6. when they have a habit of bumping noses with you, that makes you giggle a little
  7. always smiling in your presence :')
  8. ^ "how are you so smiling so hard right now?" "i find myself a little bit more happy when I'm with you. :)"
  9. when they tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear while you talk
  10. when they defend you in your absence
  11. reaching out to hold your hands, always
  12. keenly listens to you rant and vice versa
  13. always so good with kids, and kids absolutely love them!!
  14. sends you pictures and videos often and tells you how much they wish you were there with them
  15. makes time for you. absolutely loves spending time with you!
  16. lying in silence while cuddling snd realising how much their touch comforts you
  17. shamelessly gets back rubs from you (if ure at that level, yall prolly should get married)
  18. teases you on every occasion possible!
  19. "If multi-verse exists, I hope to god, you're my soulmate in every one of them."
  20. when they press kisses at the corners your lips. always.
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somethingusefulfromflorida

I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. "Thank you, MISS."

I'm a cis man, for the record.

Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. "Oh, I'm sorry, we're completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we're booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn't until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn't have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you'd have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day."

I've been able to dodge what few complaints we've gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they're talking about. "You must have dialed the wrong number, because I'm the only woman here, and I didn't talk to you." That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn't understand why they respond with "well we've been staying there for years, but we're never coming back." They think she's protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they're just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn't even cross her mind that they're talking about me. Why would it?

My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It's never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn't exactly be a trans ally. I'm in a weird position here, and it's hilarious.

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transfemininomenon

important news everyone im finally adding my own addition to a series of pictures very important to me 

here’s three months later don’t ever stop dreaming everyone 

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xanderwithanx

This makes me so happy, genuinely. I want this feeling of making a space your home. This is really impressive, and I’m so happy you have this new space :)

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emoshibas
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roastedeel

Individualism is a poison upon this earth.

You and i overlap in more categories than we remain seperate. A mirror is held up every time you face another human. I am you and you are me bitch

Looking at the notes is so fucking funny cause literally everyone is like “no thank I am the exception” lol no you are not. All your experiences are cosmically mundane and you gotta learn to see the beauty in that instead of feeling threatened.

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intravenous-chocmilk
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zeravmeta

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

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witchern

i'll stop reporting on the twitter dumpster fire when it stops delivering absolutely fucking BONKERS news, but:

can we talk about how a fake-but-verified twitter account for pharma giant eli lilly started a domino effect that tanked their fucking stock by billions of dollars

the stock for their competitors novo nordisk and sanofi is tanking too

again, to reiterate: billions of dollars

elon you stupid, silly cunt

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witchern

omg

not just 'billions of dollars'

$16 billion specifically

imagine getting fucking nuked like this by ONE TWEET

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deadcatwithaflamethrower

It’s not legal to eat the rich without being charged with a crime, but apparently we can tweet them into no longer being credible prey.

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aspiringwarriorlibrarian

This is why making rich people feelings meter a key part of your economy is a terrible idea.

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