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just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

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HOW?

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

[ID: Tweet by madoka magicock @rifflexielian: "Terfs need to shut up about womanhood, my mom was raised to believe all women were less valuable than men and cried when she learned about trans women because the idea that someone would fight that hard to be a woman was radical for her and meant it was something worth being"/end ID]

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

Same guy different time ⏳

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

MARGOT ROBBIE as BARBIE BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

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prev wondering abt the amount of guts it takes to do this: the trick is to come off as incredibly sincere and kinda airheaded. now, crucially, i'm 4'11 and very cute so certain types of people already expect me to fit a very specific character type, and these techniques might not be as effective for others. but that's why i weaponize them on everyone's behalf

for those who are like me and don't know things

Not only does he kill cops, he specifically hates the kind who idolize him, since they're exactly the sort that cause the kind of corruption he's trying to combat.

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can't even have a proper apocalypse now.

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays