Dreamer

is prettyboy even an insult. everything you say after you call someone a prettyboy is immediately more homoerotic. like . hello

why do hoodies feel enchanted when they belong to someone you like?

this is how my voice sounds in my head

oh my god

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

@ruinedchildhood please reblog this

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

listing my qualifications on my resume

Me in the club when all the shots finally hit

Cynthia snapped

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

I’m assigning five algebras

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

did teach leave the seating assignment?

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

No. Do it in your hands.

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

burns your manga

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

*Throws away manga ashes*

why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary

*eats the sub*

):

You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.

You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.

YAY GOOD BYE :)

Wait but my feelings

YAY JUST GO SHOO SHOO

ok…

I kinda feel bad now

YOU SHOULD!!!! YOU GUYS ATE HIM!!!!!!!! FISH IS GONNA KILL US!!!!

Eyyyyyy what’s up everyone i’m back

AAAAAJJJ. FISH!!! HEY! WE DEFINITELY DIDN’T EAT YOUR SUB.

WE ALSO TOTALLY DID *NOT* BURN THEIR MANGA AND THROW AWAY THE ASHES

Lmao that’s good to hear I’m glad I can trust you guys with all my heart

psycho ♡ yeri