Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

What does this even mean

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

strap in, child

What does this say

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

me packing for a week trip: