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this is what i was talking about by the way
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the facial hair is giving
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sports rpf is like you write a beautiful paragraph and then you have to rewrite it 50% dumber so it's plausible one of those guys would actually think it
#listen this is what blows my mind about hockey rpf.#they have some of the most beautiful words and imagery#and athletes can be some of the dumbest fucks around#ive met some hockey players etc and boy a conversation with them is just a lot of incredulous silence on my part#some are very intelligent!!#but boy#i remember Patrick sharp speaking once#it was like does this man process the english language?
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March 22nd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
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I am very in my feelings about this.
Source: russianmachineneverbreaks.com
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slaylerc
wow.
cr: ch_leclerc16_
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@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok
"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.
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Anonymous asked:
why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr
The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.
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[ID : A tweet by user Jurgen "jkr" Kraus (@jkrz_on_the_web) that reads "Classical recipes: Caesar Salad" above a photo of a head of lettuce with 15 knives and one pair of scissors stabbed into it. /end ID]
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Of course I love Nicke in Soft Dad Mode, but he is equally compelling in "I am about to dunk on this small child so hard" mode.
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how did Lou stay so straight faced that is a fucking skill
Lou put so much energy into showing absolutely nothing that he had nothing left to make a joke with and just asked politely.
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↳ JT & JESSE COMPHER ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT EACH OTHER | 3.11.24
Source: instagram.com
Reading the athletic article guessing nominees for NHL awards and they're sooooo stupid like... the Norris isn't best d-man its now just the defensemen that have the most points. And putting Auston Matthews up for Selke? Sure he does well but his teammate has literally taken shifts AS A DEFENSEMAN and wasn't considered????? Vezina is just win loss and save% ...I don't know it just seems like they don't even watch the game anymore just pick the big names with lots of points