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I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

snoooooonk mimimimimimi (sound of me sleeping very soundly leaning back in a chair with a big keyring tied to my hip)

Daaaaayum. Never thought of it this way, but truly... 

Remember a few years ago where scientists started to create a birth control pill for men to take, but the men involved in the study had ~tummy aches~, so they cancelled the whole thing?

I think about that a lot, actually...

i blame @zombieheroine 

ive never been more confused in my entire life

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

sweet citrus

Finnish Independence Day // History

Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää, Suomi!

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Stupid is timeless.

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

Oh wow this is horrifying

Holy shit

first I was gonna reblog for the electroskelachnid and then I was going to reblog for the lady who’s just like “mm yeah electrocute me in ur web mommy” and now I’m reblogging for the beautiful nightmare that used to be power lines