-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
PINE. APPLE.
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does