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@vonspe / vonspe.tumblr.com

hey, i'm iina. sometimes i post doodles. if u use or repost my art without my permission your dads a hoe. #art tag COMMISSION STATUS: partly on hiatus, DM me!
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I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

  • icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
  • cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

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lierdumoa

Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out

Orphesian Task: a task that seems simple but is designed to be impossible for the one tasked with it

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stickthisbig

Dionysian Task: the plot of any stoner movie about trying to piece together what happened last night

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rohanrider3

Patroclean Task: The one who is supposed to do the task refuses, so you step in instead, and oh boy do CONSEQUENCES happen

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freakqueer

YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.

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