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@foxwilliammulder

i’m back on tumble because the gay pirates made me.
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hhawkeye

its actually really well tenderised. you could be a chef. probably could. maybe i will. i can do anything. id come to your restaurant. well you might not get in. its going to be very popular. youd save me a seat wouldnt you. maybe. if you werent being a dick. what night do you wanna come. saturday night. thats a busy night. ill come on the monday. okay. i can probably get you in. its called blackbeards bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment. yeah but who wants to go to dinner and walk past all this fishing gear you can buy. maybe a gift shop out the back. then you could say oh i hope you enjoyed your meal have you seen the gift shop. what would they say. oh no thanks ive just come for a nice meal. thats aw now theyre angry. no! theyre gonna leave a bad review. another guy from the other side of the room might go oh im into gifts! ill go and have a look! oh yeah well thats the guy im after i want him to come. whos he. thats me. awwwghh

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metafilms
‘’My God, my God, whose performance am I watching? How many people am I? Who am I? What is this space between myself and myself?’’

― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet

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I love how Ed's ship is just, Stede's ship but with goth accoutrements.

There are random skulls everywhere. There's tattered black fabric hanging from the shrouds. They fucking tied spikes to the rail. Someone is going to absent-mindedly lean on those and give themselves a serious but very funny injury. Ed went on about how impractical Stede's decorating on the Revenge was, but, my dude

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sungmee

i just think ed should’ve kissed stede when he took the blindfold off (cause i mean, he’s basically removing his bridal veil, sooooo)

this is also because i saw this picture today and went feral:

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