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kirawords

@kirawords / kirawords.tumblr.com

mad canadian poet
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usereddie

sorry still laughing at eddie walking into a clearly intimate, date style restaurant, seeing tommy and buck sitting there without anybody else, one check that tommy paid, and coming to the conclusion that buck and tommy were "hanging out with the boys" edmundo you are so stupid and so gay no wonder he has never once questioned his relationship with buck. was putting buck in your will just a dudebro thing, too? was trying to haul his dead, limp body towards you and then yelling at the doctors to do more just a casual interaction between guys? does raising a kid with him, home cooked meals, school bake sale cookies, and homework help, like...count as "hanging out with the boys" because you, buck, and chris are all guys? eddie fr just assumes everyone else also said no homo in their minds and goes into the most tender, in love, gay situations imaginable without even stopping for a second to question or understand his feelings and actions. gay people are so stupid god bless.

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bigchump1994

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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God do you ever think about how Buck was the only one from 118 who saw Eddie getting shot? He had to save him single-handedly, he had to be the reassuring voice and the bloody hands. He had to be the one who carried Eddie and the one who let him go into the hospital. Nobody else could live that with him.

When the lightning strike happened, everyone saw it. Everyone worked together. They all collapsed into each other's company.

Buck was alone. And Eddie doesn't remember anything after getting shot.

Buck carries this memory, this awareness and every second of what it took to keep Eddie alive and it will always be locked inside him because nobody else had the blood on them.

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Maddie’s so tired, she’s just like “the closet is GLASS evan please tell Eddie you wanna fuck”

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mcdannowave

Steve McGarrett, just grabbing the opportunity to tease his boyfriend.

Ok, ok

But the fact that the fact that Cyrano focuses on unrequited love and the willingness to do anything for that love has made think thinky thoughts

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I just assumed that sacrifice I offered to Satan had actually worked

The first two Bayformers movies (the only ones I've seen) confuse me because like

They've got giant robots fighting. And the soundtrack uses Linkin Park songs. Now, I'm aware this is my personal subjective fangirl opinion, but as a lover of giant robot fights and every single Linkin Park song, you could get me to watch almost any movie if you convinced me it has those two things in it, to me that sounds like a recipe for awesome on a silver platter

HOW DID BAY MANAGE TO FUCK THAT UP?

Michael Bay could have made a three-hour-long Linkin Park AMV of CGI giant robots beating the shit out of each other - which is basically what smol!me was expecting the first time I sat down to watch a Transformers movie - and I would be calling it poetic cinema to this day

Instead we got a lot of weird offensive stereotypes, uninteresting human characters with tedious subplots, Bumblebee Lubricating The Man, and The Enemy Scrotum

Like. MR BAY. WHAT THE FUCK? THIS WAS NOT NECESSARY, YOU ALREADY HAD EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO MAKE A GOOD MOVIE AND INSTEAD YOU MADE A BAD ONE

Anyway, rant over I'm gonna go listen to New Divide now and imagine AMVs in my head

"Bumblebee lubricating the man"

It distresses me that this is actually worse in context O.O

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today I met an autistic transmasc dude who had a special interest in evil mad scientists, and he had NEVER seen reanimator. he hadn't even heard of it. couldn't believe my ears. like brother this film was made specifically for you i think

Every time I hear of something as delightful as this, I think of this comic

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if buddie becomes canon 911 will be the first show with banger after banger after banger after banger of main ships.

athena and bobby? unmatched. immaculate.

hen and karen? magnificent.

chimney and maddie? perfection.

buck and eddie? flawless.

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doubleca5t

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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Hostages tortured to death. Parents executed in front of their children. Doctors beaten. Babies murdered. Sexual assault weaponised. No, not Hamas crimes. This is part of an ever-growing list of documented atrocities committed by Israel in the five months since 7 October – quite separate from the carpet bombing of 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza and a famine induced by Israel’s obstruction of aid. And yet while the western establishment media has been chock full of the most lurid allegations of savagery directed against Hamas, sometimes with little or no supporting evidence, Israeli atrocities are excused or quickly forgotten. Accusations against Hamas are endlessly reheated to paint a picture of a supremely dangerous and bestial militant group, in turn rationalising the slaughter and starvation of Gaza’s population to “eradicate” it as a terrorist organisation. But equally barbarous atrocities committed by Israel – not in the heat of battle, but in cold blood – are treated as unfortunate, isolated incidents that cannot be connected, that paint no picture, that reveal nothing of import about the military that carried them out. If Hamas’ crimes were so savage and sadistic they still need to be reported months after they took place, why does the establishment media never feel the need to express equal horror and indignation at equivalent or worse acts of cruelty and sadism being inflicted by Israel on Gaza – not five months ago, but right now? Israel's torture of doctors, its sexual assaults of Palestinian women, it's leaving premature babies to die after its forces stormed a hospital. Where is the outrage? This is part of a pattern of behaviour by the western media that leads to only one possible deduction: Israel’s five-month-long attack on Gaza is not being reported. Rather, it is being selectively narrated – and for the most obscene of purposes. Through consistent and glaring failures in their coverage, establishment media – including supposedly liberal outlets, from the BBC and CNN to the Guardian and New York Times – have smoothed the way for Israel to carry out mass slaughter in Gaza, what the World Court has assessed as plausibly a genocide. The role of the media has not been to keep us, their audiences, informed about one of the greatest crimes in living memory. It has been to buy time for US President Joe Biden to keep arming his most useful of client states in the oil-rich Middle East, and to do so without damaging his prospects for re-election in November’s US presidential vote. If Russian President Vladimir Putin was a madman and a barbarous war criminal for invading Ukraine, as every western media outlet agrees, what does that make Israeli officials, when every one of them supports far worse atrocities in Gaza, directed overwhelmingly at civilians? And more to the point, what does that make Biden and the US political class for materially backing Israel to the hilt: sending bombs, vetoing demands for a ceasefire at the United Nations, and freezing desperately needed aid? Worrying about the optics, the president expresses his discomfort, but he carries on helping Israel regardless. While western politicians and commentators worry about some imaginary existential threat those brief events of five months ago pose to the nuclear-armed state of Israel, Israel is quite literally wiping Gaza off the map day by day, quite undisturbed.

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