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2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via wordsnquotes)

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Hey vocalold38,

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

this is the future liberals want

grapes have now officially been renamed to moist orbs thank you for listening 

20/8/2018

did you… did you create this blog only for this post

everyone’s gotta start somewhere, man

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

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people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

me talking to myself in the back room at work

*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

A box of junk on my balcony

Pigeons:

Update:

Apparently they went furniture shopping, too, since the family is getting bigger.

Update:

I’ve named them Leia and Luke:

They’re ugly and cute at the same time:

Messy little critters:

They’ve entered their rebellious phase:

Just when I thought Luke and Leia grew up and I can finally clean the balcony, lo and behold, another pair of twins.

“This mop makes a good nest but, I dunno, it just needs more twigs.” ~ a pigeon, probably