when i was a kid i thought this was a joke

its not

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

someone: so do you have a crush on anyone

me:

8th graders with 6th graders

ethereal

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

I love cheese.

girl power 🎉

Dan Howell (via crises-of-existentiality)

(via awlilnatty)

“this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”