Something With a Beard

if I was a Pokémon villain for an upcoming generation my team’s goal would be to destroy all plant life on earth so that I would stop getting spring allergies, and my ace Pokémon is a bee made out of weedkiller and species name Pollenhater. the way I am defeated is the 10 yr old protagonist shows me a basic chart explaining how the ecosystem works. I would also have a homoerotic rivalry with the other villain team leader who wants to utterly overwhelm the earth with plant life but it’s one sided. She is also defeated by the same 10 year old and ecosystem chart. and she doesn’t love me back or even consider me her rival. the 10 year old doesn’t even consider me a rival either. They didn’t realize I was serious

You have been lied-- THIS is Snow White

As usual, prints are avaible here <3

Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.

gotta love how sam, celia and alice are like “oh no a love triangle! workplace drama this is so awkward hehe” meanwhile miss gwendolyn bouchard is seconds away from having a full-blown mental breakdown over unknowingly aiding a sentient clown mascot in mass murder

Fate spins along as it should.

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

i may just be french but do americans really not get paid summer vacations? you don't go to the beach with your kids? "There is no federal or state statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays" am i reading this right? like i'm not trying to rub anyone's face in it but you're just stuck in the rat race year-round until you're old and that's normal and accepted??? in the 21st century???

tweeter @frienem does the best HDB cosplay I've ever seen in my life

life is weird because one minute you're 13 wondering if you'll ever see the age of 18 and the next you're 28 and excited to go shopping for lamps

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER 1999, dir. Jamie Babbit

Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme

Boop

I need everyone to know that I had this video in my queue days ago, and it's completely coincidental that it got posted today, April1.

Nevermind i guess

chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever