hi hello I am bored
Yup
“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie
oh la la
Brobese
this scene never fails to make me the happiest I have ever been
The cardamom you put in biriyani, my cousin calls it the food mine. It sneaks into the rice you eat and in the midst of chewing it- BOOM! The flavor youve so passionately loved. All gone. Cardamom fills your mouth. Your taste buds unanimously hails it as their leader. Biriyani as you know it is no more. No happily ever after endings here. Just memories of the bygone biriyani era. The cardamom dystopia.
someone stop me eating food pls
what is wrong with you.
:(
Why do you hate biscuits
I love biscuits!
old
butt
friends?
Genitals!!
Puppy - Hello_shiba
I am curvy
Pls help I’m in Australia and it’s so hot and I’m dying