babby spanch

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

brutalist candy cane

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real

worms on the sidewalk

If I was unemployed I would be doing things like this allllllllllllllllllllllllll of the time

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

i would eat a leaf with sauce

Archetypal mad scientist who is an Ecologist and her evil plan is always something like put Baikal seals in the Great Lakes

gnome found dead during record breaking summer heat after caramel in his pocket melts and leaves him glued to the sidewalk

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account