he’s in a god damn church
when you do all the work for a group project:
when you have to pretend you did something to get a grade:
why can’t anything be normal anymore
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government
I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign
Why do they want us dead so badly
True feminism
fuck off my dog can barely understand her own name
If Owen Wilson read “The Night Before Christmas”
FUCK
I’m freaking OUT
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SORRY
Don’t drag coconut head like this
Coconut Head did nothing to deserve this