i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit
Love is stored in the garlic powder.
i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit
Love is stored in the garlic powder.
I am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine
Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you
talk then
the power that radiates from this post
forgot call of duty existed and for one glorious split second this was the funniest youtube comment i'd seen in my life
eh. ebehehehee. . woohohohohrhwhehehehehehehe. oohohohoh.. heheheeheheh...
all according to plan....
The staff(number) bots coming back after being culled as botstaff(number) is the funniest shit
Literal clown warfare
sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king
squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"
"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival
"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it
i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened
babygirl i'm deficient in vitamins scientists haven't even discovered yet
night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up
the main cast is a night guard, an egyptian pharoah, sacagewea, teddy roosevelt, genghis khan, a miniature cowboy and roman ruler duo, a capuchin monkey, and a moai rock for godsake!!!!!!!!
in the second movie there was a scene where al capone ivan the terrible napoleon an egyptian and darth vader and oscar the grouch interact. ben stiller walks into a painting. the abraham lincoln memorial comes to life. the lil roman rides a squirrel into battle. the thinker is a fuck boy. like holy shit holy SHIT!!
this screenshot ALONE should make these movies worth your time
Yo we know that duo was gay as all hell tho
it took me a second to realize you were referring to the cowboy & roman and not oscar the grouch and darth vader