How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

Its their wedding photo

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

MARUSSY?!

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

I would die for this cat

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub 

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY LITTLE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURES SHE’S SO PROUD OF HER LIL CUB AND HER SPOTS AND SHE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH MOMMA WHEN THE BABY’S LOOKING BUT AS SOON AS THEY TURN AROUND, SHE’S LIKE,

“:3 Look at it. I made a thing. I made a rly good thing. :3”

Art By: Andrzej Dybowski

Instagram: @artwoonz

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Ariana joking about her diva rumors

I’m SCREAMING at how she loses it when she says she’s getting a grande! SDFSFSGSSDGDDSGF

A goddess

Decadent

i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s “not a real video game”? people have different tastes bro get over it

my favourite Sonic gif of all time is the one where the barrel is rolling into Sonic during the Sonic 06 results screen

I found it

Listen, let gay people enjoy shitty gay novels and TV shows. It’s okay to criticize these, but we, as gay people, already have like…so little media that we can enjoy and identify with, and while we don’t want to be promoting media that is outright toxic or anything, if gay people wanna enjoy a silly book or silly show or movie with average writing, let us!

Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality.

Me: …so, by that same idea, I guess we can’t say they’re straight either, right?

Historians:

A compilation post of some Pokemon sets for my friends & dad