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All you Need is Dylan O'brien

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
  • Hempire - become a plant mogul
  • Go Escape - FREEDOM!
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
  • Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
  • Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
  • Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
  • Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops
  • Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
  • Looper - tap on the beat!
  • Dodgeball Duel - fast paced dodgeball game!
  • Grass Cut - cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying
  • Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 
  • Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
  • Hoop Smash - tap to smash!
  • My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure
  • Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
  • Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
  • Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
  • Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
  • Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
  • Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
  • PLANK - plank your way to the top
  • Skiddy Car: drift and stay on the track!!! awesome graphics
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

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jesuiskafka

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

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never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

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insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

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arahir

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

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